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Nowtheshowisdone.Ihopethatyouhadgut-tremblingorsomethingresemblingfun.Andifyouwatchthisthingalone,youprobablydidn’tlaugh,butmaybeafewtimesyouexhaledoutofyournose.Butifyouhatedit,that’sfair.Buteitherway,couldyoufindalittletimeforapartingquestionnaire?Onascalefromonetozero,areyouhappy?‘Causeyou’reonyourownfromhere,soareyouhappy?I’mopentosuggestions.Areyouhappy?Butwhatthefuckkindofquestionis “amIhappy?”Ireallywannatrytogethappy,andIthinkthatIcouldgetitifIdidn’talwayspaniceverytimeI’munhappy.Like,I’mowedsomelifewhereI’malways,like,happy.Whichisstupid ‘causeIwouldn’tevenwantitifIgotit.Wait,ohgod,mydadwasright.Soifyouknoworeverknewhowtobehappy,onascalefromonetotwo,now,areyouhappy?You’reeverythingyouhated.Areyouhappy?Hey,lookma,Imadeit.Areyouhappy? BoBurnham AreYouHappy? 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